at the supermarket like
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
Let’s not get that confused.
I see the good and bad
in you and I want both. (via soullesschildrenn)
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
me whenever i don’t get enough notes on my selfie
Close your eyes just before the crash
i did this like 10 times and it felt so relaxing lol
why is it so relaxing?
Cause you feel dead for a moment
Watching this feels so nice.
it’s actually terrifying how relaxing this is
preach the comment above ^
god bless america
I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents
Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.
I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.
is Teddy Roosevelt shooting Bigfoot?
That one is historically accurate, actually.
I am American and I can confirm these are all 100% real photos
I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD
What a champ
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT
You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.